WIFE: What would you do if i died? Would you get married again?

Husband: No…

Wife: Why not? Don’t you like being married?

Husband: Of course i do.

Wife: Then why wouldn’t you remarry?

Husband: Ok, ok, i’d get married again…

Wife: Would you live in our house with your new Wife…?

Husband: Yes, it’s a great house.

Wife: Would you let her drive my car ?

Husband: Yes, its almost new, dear.

Wife: Would you give her my jewelry?

Husband: No.. I am sure she would want her own..

Wife: Would she wear my shoes..?

Husband: No, her size is ’6′

Wife: —————————————— silence

Husband: ‘Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit’…!!
WIFE: What would you do if i died? Would you get married again? Husband: No… Wife: Why not? Don’t you like being married? Husband: Of course i do. Wife: Then why wouldn’t you remarry? Husband: Ok, ok, i’d get married again… Wife: Would you live in our house with your new Wife…? Husband: Yes, it’s a great house. Wife: Would you let her drive my car ? Husband: Yes, its almost new, dear. Wife: Would you give her my jewelry? Husband: No.. I am sure she would want her own.. Wife: Would she wear my shoes..? Husband: No, her size is ’6′ Wife: —————————————— silence Husband: ‘Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit’…!! more @ http://greatquotes.yn.lt