Who is stingy?

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Boy: I love u girl and I want u 2 be my babe.
Girl: I accept, but no s*x, bcos I want 2 keep my body 4 my future husband.
Boy: No problem but don't ask for money bcos I want to save it for my future wife.
Question: who is stingy?

Boy: I love u girl and I want u 2 be
my babe.

Girl: I accept, but no s*x, bcos I
want 2 keep my body
4 my future husband.

Boy: No problem but don't ask for
money bcos I
want to save it for my future wife.

Question: who is stingy?</div>

<div class="xt_blog_entry_date xt_text small">Created at 2013-11-09 12:15:15</div>

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