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Who owns a man? Mother or wife

Who really owns a man?
His mother or wife?
Mother:- my son must obey me unless he didn't suck my breast 4 1yr,
wife:- he sucks mine now and sucked it for more then 5yr and is still sucking,
Mother:- I carried him for nine months.
Wife:- he was only 3.5kg then, so what's the big deal? I carry him every night and he is 85kg now.
Mother.:- he passed between my legs.
Wife:- Hahaha, he only passed there once, he stays in-between my legs like everyday. Plss,
WHO OWNS A MAN?
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