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Akpors and his landlord
Akpors was owing his
landlord, 3years house
rent.
Akpors always come back
at nights and he will sneek
through the window and
enter his room every
night.
The landlord could not be
able to get him at day
time, so he decided to call
him on phone.
grin......grin. ....grin.....,
that is akpors phone
ringing.
Akpors noticed that it's his
landlord that is calling him
on phone.
Akpors changed his voice
and he picked-up the call.
Akpors: Hello....this is
"G.S.M"....Gene
ral-
Service-moc huary..
If you need an ambulance
press 1.
If you have a dead body
with you press 2.
If your mother is dead
and you want us to send
an ambulance to you
press 3.
If you your child is dead
press 4.
we also have many seize
of coffin,
To get one for your self
press 5.
Or press 0 to talk to one
of our costomers
representative'
s.
Landlord: abeg na wrong
number oooooo.
NKECHI AFRO
Akpos was tired of City
Girls
went to his
village in search
of a decent girl to pick as a
Wife.
He got
a real village
Girl,
paid her bride prize
and
brought
her to the City.
When he
wanted to make
Love to her,
he found out
that her pubic
hair was too much and
asked
her to
shave.
The Girl said," Sir, I
no
fit shave
oo!
Nah this hair make all
di
boys wey dey village dey
call
me "NKECHI, AFRO