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Who is the most foolish among these?
*A Kenyan man who watered his farmland in the rain.

*A Nigerian man who saw a ripe mango ñ climbed the tree to confirm then came down ñ used a stone to pluck it.

*A South African man saw something that looked like shit, he touched with his finger, tasted it ñ said "mmm damn this is shit ooo! Thank God I haven't stepped on it":::::

*A Zimbabwean man who upon entering the bus with 15KG luggage decided to put on his head so he wont pay for the cargo.

*A Rwandese who got drunk and boiled his IPhone.

*A Tanzanian wife who brushed her husbands shoes and put them in the fridge

*A Botswana Night Security guard who in the morning greeted the Boss like "Boss i had a beautyful dream...yawwwwn ..."

*A Somali man who had a dream that he was a chicken laying eggs only to wake up and find 1KG of shit in his bed with his wife and mother in law standing at the door watching..

Who owns a man? Mother or wife
Who really owns a man?
His mother or wife?
Mother:- my son must obey me unless he didn't suck my breast 4 1yr,
wife:- he sucks mine now and sucked it for more then 5yr and is still sucking,
Mother:- I carried him for nine months.
Wife:- he was only 3.5kg then, so what's the big deal? I carry him every night and he is 85kg now.
Mother.:- he passed between my legs.
Wife:- Hahaha, he only passed there once, he stays in-between my legs like everyday. Plss,
WHO OWNS A MAN?

Can you imagine what people do in church
In the middle of d service?
I saw a guy light up a cigar and started smoking.
I was so shocked that I nearly dropped my can of BEER!

Describe this lady in one word
In a singles convention
a prayer point was raised"
that singles should pray for their heart desires".
A lady prayed,"oh lord I don't want to marry a short man.
Any short man that is coming my way I bound him by holy ghost fire!
And there's this short man standing next to her,
praying: oh lord I'm a short man but I'm a billionaire.
Immediately she heard the word 'billionaire', her prayer changed.
She said "oh lord! is that your voice?
Who am I to say no? I will marry the 'content' and ignore the 'container'

Who is stingy?
Boy: I love u girl and I want u 2 be my babe.
Girl: I accept, but no s*x, bcos I want 2 keep my body 4 my future husband.
Boy: No problem but don't ask for money bcos I want to save it for my future wife.
Question: who is stingy?

Boy: I love u girl and I want u 2 be
my babe.

Girl: I accept, but no s*x, bcos I
want 2 keep my body
4 my future husband.

Boy: No problem but don't ask for
money bcos I
want to save it for my future wife.

Question: who is stingy?</span>
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