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Before you start a relationship with a lady, you must think carefully about what you are about to do. A relationship is not something you should rush into or handle lightly.
Are you ready for a relationship with her? Are you emotionally, mentally and spiritually mature to meet her needs?
Being sexually attracted to her means absolutely nothing. It isn’t a sign of likeness, love or any other thing your mind may come up with. It may just be your hormones messing with your mind. A woman is more than her body and her sexuality. She has a life which you should be able to blend with. Can you do that?
This lady has a history. Can you handle it? She has a past. Can you handle it? Can you handle her mistakes, failures and weaknesses? Can you handle her dreams without being intimidated and becoming jealous?
She already had a life before she met you. Can you fit into and help improve her life?
Love is commitment. Are you ready to commit your life to helping her grow and become all that she can be, by God’s grace?
Is she valuable enough for you to devote a large portion of your life towards the accomplishment of HER dream? Are you ready to pour your resources into making her all the Lord plans for her to be? If you are not ready, don’t just bother.
Before you open your mouth to say ‘I love you’, ask yourself if this is not just a moment of ‘emotional madness’. A lady needs much more than ‘I love you’. She needs your commitment. If you are not ready to make that commitment that will lead to marriage, please leave her alone in peace and stop wasting her Time.

To All Men:
1. Before you start a relationship with a lady,
you
must think carefully
about what you are about to do. A
relationship is not
something you
should rush into or handle lightly.
2.Are you ready for a relationship with her?
Are you
emotionally,
mentally and spiritually mature to meet her
needs?
3. Being sexually attracted to her means
absolutely
nothing. It isn’t a
sign of likeness, love or any other thing your
mind
may come up
with. It may just be your hormones messing
with
your mind. A woman is more than her body
and her sexuality.
She
has a life which
you should be able to blend with. Can you do
that?
4. This lady has a history. Can you handle it?
She has
a past. Can
you handle it? Can you handle her mistakes,
failures
and
weaknesses? Can you handle her dreams
without
being intimidated and becoming jealous?
5. She already had a life before she met you.
Can you
fit into and
help improve her life?
6. Love is commitment. Are you ready to
commit your
life to helping
her grow and become all that she can be, by
God’s
grace?
7. Is she valuable enough for you to devote a
large
portion of your
life towards the accomplishment of HER
dream? Are
you ready to
pour your resources into making her all the
Lord
plans for her to be? If you are not ready,
don’t just bother.
8. Before you open your mouth to say ‘I love
you’,
ask yourself if this
is not just a moment of ‘emotional madness’.
A lady
needs much
more than ‘I love you’. She needs your
commitment.
If you are not ready to make that
commitment that will lead to
marriage, please
leave her alone in peace and stop wasting
her Time.
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                                                            <span class="xt_description"><br />GIRL: honey there is something i want us to
talk about, it's serious..
<br>BOY: Please don't tell me you are pregnant!
<br>GIRL: I'm coming to stay with you coz you
know my mum will be mad at me and will
not allow me to stay with her
once she found out am
pregnant.*sob*
<br>BOY: Listen and listen good.. I don't wanna
know.. I always give you the money to buy E-
pills.
<br>GIRL: But...but it can happen by
accident..*sobbing*
<br>BOY: Accident my foot! Listen i dont want to
see your face in this house again. Let me not
see you come here again.
<br>GIRL: OMG!! So thats how heartless you are
huh?? THANK GOD AM NOT
PREGNANT!
<br>BOY: Baby you know.....
<br>GIRL: Shut up! And as u said, you will never
see my face in your house again..
<br>BOY: Am sorry baby.
<br>GIRL: SORRY MY FOOT!!
<br><br>Describe the boy in one word.<br><center><textarea>MY FOOT....LOL LOL LMAO......
GIRL: honey there is something i want us to
talk about, it's serious..
BOY: Please don't tell me you are pregnant!
GIRL: I'm coming to stay with you coz you
know my mum will be mad at me and will
not allow me to stay with her
once she found out am
pregnant.*sob*
BOY: Listen and listen good.. I don't wanna
know.. I always give you the money to buy E-
pills.
GIRL: But...but it can happen by
accident..*sobb
ing*
BOY: Accident my foot! Listen i dont want to
see your face in this house again. Let me not
see you come here again.
GIRL: OMG!! So thats how heartless you are
huh?? THANK GOD AM NOT
PREGNANT!
BOY: Baby you know.....
GIRL: Shut up! And as u said, you will never
see my face in your house again..
BOY: Am sorry baby.
GIRL: SORRY MY FOOT!!
Describe the boy in one word.

What will u do if u're the lady?
Lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of her husband.

The maid said, "Sir, you are my witness... you know I never wear panties.

Describe this lady in one word
In a singles convention
a prayer point was raised"
that singles should pray for their heart desires".
A lady prayed,"oh lord I don't want to marry a short man.
Any short man that is coming my way I bound him by holy ghost fire!
And there's this short man standing next to her,
praying: oh lord I'm a short man but I'm a billionaire.
Immediately she heard the word 'billionaire', her prayer changed.
She said "oh lord! is that your voice?
Who am I to say no? I will marry the 'content' and ignore the 'container'

Who is stingy?
Boy: I love u girl and I want u 2 be my babe.
Girl: I accept, but no s*x, bcos I want 2 keep my body 4 my future husband.
Boy: No problem but don't ask for money bcos I want to save it for my future wife.
Question: who is stingy?

Boy: I love u girl and I want u 2 be
my babe.

Girl: I accept, but no s*x, bcos I
want 2 keep my body
4 my future husband.

Boy: No problem but don't ask for
money bcos I
want to save it for my future wife.

Question: who is stingy?</span>
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