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NKECHI AFRO
Akpos was tired of City Girls
went to his village in search of a decent girl to pick as a Wife.
He got a real village Girl,
paid her bride prize and brought her to the City.
When he wanted to make Love to her,
he found out that her pubic hair was too much and asked her to shave.
The Girl said," Sir, I no fit shave oo!
Nah this hair make all di boys wey dey village dey call me "NKECHI, AFRO
WARRI BOY NO DEY CARRY LAST
A MATHS TEACHER asked a student in a warri school

"what is '2' raised to power '5'",

the student stood up and replied

"Wetin '2' dey raise power for '5'...

dem be mate?...

'2' leave '3', '4' come dey raise power for '5'...him wan die?..

him no knw say '5' use three years senior am..."

The teacher fainted... Warri boy no dey carry last oh, lol
AKPOR AND HIS JAMB RESULT
Papa Akpors: Akpos, I learnt your JAMB result is out.
Akpors: Daddy You remember John wey dey carry first for our whole school? he failed...
Papa Akpors: that's terrible, what happened?
Akpors: You also remember Paul wey dey teach me for house? He failed too.
Papa Akpors: what's causing the poor performance?
Akpors: Daddy I don't know, na so e be o. Even Kelvin who won the Cowbell competition failed too.
Papa Akpors: so how was your own result?
Akpors : You also remember OKON, our senior prefect? He failed.
Papa Akpors: (Angrily) Boy, Tell me about your own result!!
Akpors : (angrily) If all those people failed, wetin You expect for my own result?? I be witch?
AKPOR AND THE MOTHER
Akpos stumbled upon his parents in bed making love,

so he asked
"Daddy, what are you doing?"

his father replied "I'm beating your mummy"

Akpos thought for a while, with a sad face and said

"Mama, but what offence have you committed again in this house to deserve so much punishment?"

"Today alone, four different men have beaten you.

First, it was the gate man Aliyu,

then Idris our house boy,

that vendor that sold Newspaper to dad also beat you and now daddy.
WHY? Mama you must be stubborn ooo!"

Akpos is is currently staying with his aunt Sophie at the moment,

his dad is behind bars for murder

and his mum's burial has been fixed for next weekend
ONE WORD 4 AKPORS
Akpors took his new girlfriend home to meet his parents...

His dad whispered to him:

"Where the hell did you meet her"?

She's cross eyed, bald, bow legged and she's got no teeth"!!!

Akpors replies: "There's no need to whisper
Dad, She's also deaf & dumb!!" Dad fainted!!!

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