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NKECHI AFRO
Akpos was tired of City
Girls
went to his
village in search
of a decent girl to pick as a
Wife.
He got
a real village
Girl,
paid her bride prize
and
brought
her to the City.
When he
wanted to make
Love to her,
he found out
that her pubic
hair was too much and
asked
her to
shave.
The Girl said," Sir, I
no
fit shave
oo!
Nah this hair make all
di
boys wey dey village dey
call
me "NKECHI, AFRO
WARRI BOY NO DEY CARRY LAST
A MATHS TEACHER asked a
student in a warri school
"what is '2'
raised to power
'5'",
the student
stood up and replied
"Wetin '2' dey raise power for '5'...
dem be mate?...
'2' leave '3', '4' come dey raise power for
'5'...him wan
die?..
him no knw say '5' use three
years senior am..."
The teacher fainted... Warri boy no dey carry
last oh, lol
AKPOR AND HIS JAMB RESULT
Papa Akpors: Akpos, I learnt your JAMB result
is out.
Akpors: Daddy You remember John wey dey carry first for our whole school? he failed...
Papa Akpors: that's terrible, what happened?
Akpors: You also remember Paul wey dey teach me for house?
He failed too.
Papa Akpors: what's causing the poor performance?
Akpors: Daddy I don't know, na so e be o. Even Kelvin who won the Cowbell competition failed too.
Papa Akpors: so how was your own result?
Akpors : You also remember OKON, our senior prefect? He failed.
Papa Akpors: (Angrily) Boy, Tell me about your own result!!
Akpors : (angrily) If all those people failed, wetin You expect
for my own result?? I be witch?
AKPOR AND THE MOTHER
Akpos stumbled upon his parents in bed
making love,
so he asked
"Daddy, what are
you doing?"
his father replied "I'm beating
your mummy"
Akpos thought for a while, with a sad face
and said
"Mama, but what offence have you
committed again in this house to deserve so
much punishment?"
"Today alone, four different men have beaten
you.
First, it was the gate man Aliyu,
then
Idris our house boy,
that vendor that sold
Newspaper to dad also beat you and now
daddy.
WHY? Mama you must be stubborn
ooo!"
Akpos is is currently staying with his aunt
Sophie at the moment,
his dad is behind bars
for murder
and his mum's burial has been
fixed for next weekend
ONE WORD 4 AKPORS
Akpors took his new girlfriend home to meet
his parents...
His dad whispered to him:
"Where the hell
did you meet her"?
She's cross eyed, bald,
bow legged and she's got no teeth"!!!
Akpors replies: "There's no need to whisper
Dad, She's also deaf & dumb!!"
Dad fainted!!!