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Can you still remember?
I miss d days when we went to
school, lined up & D headmistress
& teachers inspect our nails &
uniform & den we match to our
classrooms,
U Remember na?? - D days of Nasco Biscuit, Trebor, Iced Coloured water tied in nylon we called it "lolly"
- D days of Goody-Goody & pak
o Biscuit. X_X
- D days of Ali & Simbi, Mr Salami & Mrs Salami, Agbon, Edet lives in
Calabar....
- Chei, i remember those days
when one naira na money, when
groundnut was 5 kobo. & choco milo sweet was 5 kobo
- days of messing game, who is in
d garden, police and thief
- D days of mama & papa play
- days when we use to build
houses with sand, play suwe game, tinco tinco, change your style, another style...
ten ten, skipping, stop!
U remember nau!
- those days wen we used to fly
kite on streets, wen boys used to
use d paint bucketcover as tire & their daddy's hanger as d steering
- those days when rubber band
was stock exchange
- days when votron, jimbo, power
rangers, spider man was our favourite cartoons
- D days of limca soft drinks &
choco milo advert on black and
white tv Nd̶̲̥̅̊ sunday rendevous by1:30pm
- when we say 'leke leke give me
white finger'
- Those days when eleganza pen
was d best
- D days wen we used to drink
water from dtap even suck out d
water if its not coming out
- D days when NTA will show rainbow colorfor 30 mins then
national anthem before they
resume program @ 4pm
- D days were basket sandals, simbi, opanka nd Bata sandals were d best
- Days wen we all sing sandalili sandalili songs, dstv has come no
more old fun
I'm really proud to have
experienced all this. If u cnt remember dis it means u were nt born
in my generation.
Be Humble and have Postive though always...
When a Snake is Alive, Snake eats ants,
When a
snake is dead ants eat snake, so time can turn at anytime don't devalue anyone in life,
You
may be
powerful but time is more powerful than you.
One tree
make one Hundred Thousand Match sticks but one match Stick can burn 100,000 trees.
One
NEGATIVE thought can burn all POSITIVE thoughts.
Bottom Line, Be Humble and have Postive
though always...
???? hiv
A girl went to a pastor with frank
faces,
the pastor asked what z ur
problem,
she said my boy friend made me unhappy,
the pastor
said did he beat u, the girl said no,
pastor ask again slap u, she said
no,
( in action nw) pastor toches the girls neck & said did he do like this, she said no,
pastor kiss her &
said did he do like this to u, she
said no,
(pastor called her indoor)
pastor lyn her on d bed & said did
he do u like ds, she said no,
pastor sleep with her & said did he do like ds she said no,
then
pastor said what exertly he does.
The girl answered he gave me HIV
ADIS.
Pastor in d hospital enjoing
d rest of his day.
You can’t hide the real face from a women
WIFE: What would you do if i died? Would
you get married again?
Husband: No…
Wife: Why not? Don’t you like being
married?
Husband: Of course i do.
Wife: Then why wouldn’t you remarry?
Husband: Ok, ok, i’d get married again…
Wife: Would you live in our house with
your new Wife…?
Husband: Yes, it’s a great house.
Wife: Would you let her drive my car ?
Husband: Yes, its almost new, dear.
Wife: Would you give her my jewelry?
Husband: No.. I am sure she would want
her own..
Wife: Would she wear my shoes..?
Husband: No, her size is ’6′
Wife: ——————————————
silence
Husband: ‘Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit’…!!
What Nonsense! This has got to stop!
When CL0SE-UP does an advert, they will
show you someone's teeth and how to
brush properly.
When GILETTE Does an advert, they will show
you someone's beards, armpit and they will
show you how well the shaving
stick works.
When DETTOL does an advert,
they will show you someone taking his or
her bath in the
bathroom with the soap
.................
But what the hell is wrong with
ALWAYS ULTRA Sanitary PAD?
When they are doing their advert, they will
never show us
anything!
All we see is a girl rolling on her bed or
secondary school
girls singing on the field...
How does that
show us what the
pad is used
for?
