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Akpors and his landlord
Akpors was owing his landlord, 3years house rent.

Akpors always come back at nights and he will sneek through the window and enter his room every night.

The landlord could not be able to get him at day time, so he decided to call him on phone.

grin......grin. ....grin....., that is akpors phone ringing.

Akpors noticed that it's his landlord that is calling him on phone.

Akpors changed his voice and he picked-up the call.

Akpors: Hello....this is "G.S.M"....Gene ral- Service-moc huary..

If you need an ambulance press 1.

If you have a dead body with you press 2.

If your mother is dead and you want us to send an ambulance to you press 3.

If you your child is dead press 4.

we also have many seize of coffin, To get one for your self press 5.

Or press 0 to talk to one of our costomers representative' s.

Landlord: abeg na wrong number oooooo.

Akpors was owing his
landlord, 3years house
rent.
Akpors always come back
at nights and he will sneek
through the window and
enter his room every
night.
The landlord could not be
able to get him at day
time, so he decided to call
him on phone.
grin......grin. ....grin.....,
that is akpors phone
ringing.
Akpors noticed that it's his
landlord that is calling him
on phone.
Akpors changed his voice
and he picked-up the call.
Akpors: Hello....this is
"G.S.M"....Gene
ral-
Service-moc huary..
If you need an ambulance
press 1.
If you have a dead body
with you press 2.
If your mother is dead
and you want us to send
an ambulance to you
press 3.
If you your child is dead
press 4.
we also have many seize
of coffin,
To get one for your self
press 5.
Or press 0 to talk to one
of our costomers
representative'
s.
Landlord: abeg na wrong
number oooooo.
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 Akpos was tired of City
Girls
 went to his
village in search
of a decent girl to pick as a
Wife. 
 He got
a real village
Girl,
 paid her bride prize
and
brought
her to the City.
 When he
wanted to make
Love to her,
 he found out
that her pubic
hair was too much and
asked
her to
shave.
 The Girl said," Sir, I
no
fit shave
oo! 
 Nah this hair make all
di
boys wey dey village dey
call
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Akpos was tired of City
Girls
went to his
village in search
of a decent girl to pick as a
Wife. He got
a real village
Girl, paid her bride prize
and
brought
her to the City. When he
wanted to make
Love to her, he found out
that her pubic
hair was too much and
asked
her to
shave. The Girl said," Sir, I
no
fit shave
oo! Nah this hair make all
di
boys wey dey village dey
call
me"NKECHI, AFRO
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WARRI BOY NO DEY CARRY LAST
A MATHS TEACHER asked a student in a warri school

"what is '2' raised to power '5'",

the student stood up and replied

"Wetin '2' dey raise power for '5'...

dem be mate?...

'2' leave '3', '4' come dey raise power for '5'...him wan die?..

him no knw say '5' use three years senior am..."

The teacher fainted... Warri boy no dey carry last oh, lol

MY FOOT....LOL LOL LMAO......
GIRL: honey there is something i want us to talk about, it's serious..
BOY: Please don't tell me you are pregnant!
GIRL: I'm coming to stay with you coz you know my mum will be mad at me and will not allow me to stay with her once she found out am pregnant.*sob*
BOY: Listen and listen good.. I don't wanna know.. I always give you the money to buy E- pills.
GIRL: But...but it can happen by accident..*sobbing*
BOY: Accident my foot! Listen i dont want to see your face in this house again. Let me not see you come here again.
GIRL: OMG!! So thats how heartless you are huh?? THANK GOD AM NOT PREGNANT!
BOY: Baby you know.....
GIRL: Shut up! And as u said, you will never see my face in your house again..
BOY: Am sorry baby.
GIRL: SORRY MY FOOT!!

Describe the boy in one word.

ADMIT IT!!! You ve done one of these. . . . . .

walked into a room, forgot what you needed, walked out and then remember.
when you were young, close the fridge door really slow just to see when the light is off.
as a kid, tried to balance the light switch between ON and OFF.
use to think that there were people at the back of the T.V.
after chewinq gum as kidz, brinq it out from your mouth, stick it by the bed side, to continue tomorrow (really disqustin!)
open a bottle of a coke, chew the cover and put it back into the coke, shook it until it foams!

Childhood rocks!!! Add yours

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