Note also that Untimely death doesn't exonerate
anyone from
Judgement.
So be alert, Invest in your Judgement day; repent
and accept
the offer of Jesus to deliver you from Hell fire.
Repent and Turn to Jesus.
People on earth hate to hear the word -REPENT,
but, those
regretting in hell fire wish they could have a
second chance
to hear it a again.
Before you start a relationship with a lady,
you
must think carefully
about what you are about to do. A
relationship is not
something you
should rush into or handle lightly.
Are you ready for a relationship with her?
Are you
emotionally,
mentally and spiritually mature to meet her
needs?
Being sexually attracted to her means
absolutely
nothing. It isn’t a
sign of likeness, love or any other thing your
mind
may come up
with. It may just be your hormones messing
with
your mind. A woman is more than her body
and her sexuality.
She
has a life which
you should be able to blend with. Can you do
that?
This lady has a history. Can you handle it?
She has
a past. Can
you handle it? Can you handle her mistakes,
failures
and
weaknesses? Can you handle her dreams
without
being intimidated and becoming jealous?
She already had a life before she met you.
Can you
fit into and
help improve her life?
Love is commitment. Are you ready to
commit your
life to helping
her grow and become all that she can be, by
God’s
grace?
Is she valuable enough for you to devote a
large
portion of your
life towards the accomplishment of HER
dream? Are
you ready to
pour your resources into making her all the
Lord
plans for her to be? If you are not ready,
don’t just bother.
Before you open your mouth to say ‘I love
you’,
ask yourself if this
is not just a moment of ‘emotional madness’.
A lady
needs much
more than ‘I love you’. She needs your
commitment.
If you are not ready to make that
commitment that will lead to
marriage, please
leave her alone in peace and stop wasting
her Time.
Akpors always come back
at nights and he will sneek
through the window and
enter his room every
night.
The landlord could not be
able to get him at day
time, so he decided to call
him on phone.
grin......grin. ....grin.....,
that is akpors phone
ringing.
Akpors noticed that it's his
landlord that is calling him
on phone.
Akpors changed his voice
and he picked-up the call.
Akpors: Hello....this is
"G.S.M"....Gene
ral-
Service-moc huary..
If you need an ambulance
press 1.
If you have a dead body
with you press 2.
If your mother is dead
and you want us to send
an ambulance to you
press 3.
If you your child is dead
press 4.
we also have many seize
of coffin,
To get one for your self
press 5.
Or press 0 to talk to one
of our costomers
representative'
s.
Landlord: abeg na wrong
number oooooo.
NKECHI AFRO Akpos was tired of City
Girls
went to his
village in search
of a decent girl to pick as a
Wife.
He got
a real village
Girl,
paid her bride prize
and
brought
her to the City.
When he
wanted to make
Love to her,
he found out
that her pubic
hair was too much and
asked
her to
shave.
The Girl said," Sir, I
no
fit shave
oo!
Nah this hair make all
di
boys wey dey village dey
call
me "NKECHI, AFRO