'2' leave '3', '4' come dey raise power for
'5'...him wan
die?..
him no knw say '5' use three
years senior am..."
The teacher fainted... Warri boy no dey carry
last oh, lol
NOT ALL PEOPLE WHO CELEBRATE YOU ARE WELL-WISHERS A young mosquito went out flying for the
first time in its life.
The father asked, "How does it feel?"
The mosquito replied, "It was GREAT!
Everyone was clapping 4 me. The father
replied, "They weren't clapping for you. They wanted to kill you, the more they
clapped, the more chances you are likely to
die.
LESSON: In life, not all the people who
celebrate you are well-wishers...
..
So be careful.
MY FOOT....LOL LOL LMAO...... GIRL: honey there is something i want us to
talk about, it's serious..
BOY: Please don't tell me you are pregnant!
GIRL: I'm coming to stay with you coz you
know my mum will be mad at me and will
not allow me to stay with her
once she found out am
pregnant.*sob*
BOY: Listen and listen good.. I don't wanna
know.. I always give you the money to buy E-
pills.
GIRL: But...but it can happen by
accident..*sobbing*
BOY: Accident my foot! Listen i dont want to
see your face in this house again. Let me not
see you come here again.
GIRL: OMG!! So thats how heartless you are
huh?? THANK GOD AM NOT
PREGNANT!
BOY: Baby you know.....
GIRL: Shut up! And as u said, you will never
see my face in your house again..
BOY: Am sorry baby.
GIRL: SORRY MY FOOT!!
walked into a room, forgot what you
needed, walked out and then remember.
when you were young, close the fridge
door really slow just to see when the light is
off.
as a kid, tried to balance the light switch
between ON and OFF.
use to think that there were people at the
back of the T.V.
after chewinq gum as kidz, brinq it out
from your mouth, stick it by the bed side, to
continue tomorrow (really disqustin!)
open a bottle of a coke, chew the cover
and put it back into the
coke, shook it until it foams!
Childhood rocks!!! Add yours
AKPOR AND HIS JAMB RESULT Papa Akpors: Akpos, I learnt your JAMB result
is out.
Akpors: Daddy You remember John wey dey carry first for our whole school? he failed...
Papa Akpors: that's terrible, what happened?
Akpors: You also remember Paul wey dey teach me for house?
He failed too.
Papa Akpors: what's causing the poor performance?
Akpors: Daddy I don't know, na so e be o. Even Kelvin who won the Cowbell competition failed too.
Papa Akpors: so how was your own result?
Akpors : You also remember OKON, our senior prefect? He failed.
Papa Akpors: (Angrily) Boy, Tell me about your own result!!
Akpors : (angrily) If all those people failed, wetin You expect
for my own result?? I be witch?
