Who owns a man? Mother or wife Who really owns a man? His mother or
wife? Mother:- my son must obey me unless
he didn't suck
my breast 4 1yr,
wife:- he sucks mine now and sucked it for
more then
5yr and is still sucking,
Mother:- I carried him for nine months.
Wife:- he was only 3.5kg then, so what's the
big deal? I carry him every night and he is
85kg now.
Mother.:- he passed between my legs.
Wife:- Hahaha, he only passed there once,
he stays
in-between my legs like everyday.
Plss, WHO OWNS A MAN?
Can you imagine what people do in church In the middle of d service? I saw a guy light
up a cigar and started smoking. I was so
shocked that I nearly dropped my can of
BEER!
Describe this lady in one word In a singles
convention a
prayer point
was raised" that
singles should pray for
their heart desires".
A lady prayed,"oh
lord I don't want to
marry a short man.
Any short man that
is coming my way I
bound him by holy
ghost fire!
And there's this
short man standing
next to her,
praying: oh lord I'm a short man but
I'm a billionaire.
Immediately she
heard the word
'billionaire',
her prayer
changed.
She said "oh lord! is that your voice?
Who am I to say
no? I will marry the
'content' and
ignore the
'container'
Who is stingy? Boy: I love u girl and I want u 2 be
my babe.
Girl: I accept, but no s*x, bcos I
want 2 keep my body
4 my future husband.
Boy: No problem but don't ask for
money bcos I
want to save it for my future wife.
Question: who is stingy?
